How to put it? The more, the merrier, right? I know. But here’s the thing. It’s been really hard, hasn’t it? And, yah, I know you don’t want to let me in on your profile because it’s really embarrassing for you right now. I understand, I really do. I get it that you’re quite disappointed and disillusioned at this time. Trickle, trickle, little follower, how I wonder where the heck you are, that sort of thing. That’s all I want to do right now.
I want to hug you and make you laugh. They say laughter is the best medicine. Nothing better than this to put a smile on someone’s face. Tell a few jokes. Tell a few funny Instagram Stories to get the juices flowing, get folks in the mood to start following you for real. Of course, I can’t really come over and give you that great big hug because, like I’m way, way out there on the other side of the world, in fact. Don’t have the funds to wing my way over to you either. And in any case, the last time I checked, I’m still waiting for my visa docs to be sorted out. Gross incompetence, I tell you, you read all about it on the Facebook pages.
Complaints here, complaints there, complaints everywhere. Funny thing though, if you pardon the expression, you don’t see this kind of negativity as much on the Instagram pages. And fake news stories. Well now, I almost said; that’s a story for another day, but then again, on second thoughts. Here’s the thing. As far as I’m concerned, you are well within your rights to exercise your best creative license to create a few made-up stories to break the ice with a few gloomy and glum readers out there.
Like a good cup of tea, nothing perks you up betta. Well then, how’s it going for you so far? Are you enjoying my take on how to get more Instagram followers to, like, finally start digging you? Come now, I can see you’re trying hard not to laugh. Oh, I get it, you’re sitting the cubicle under pretense of taking a, well, you know, and you don’t want your boss to here you LOL. LOL – Laugh out loud, get it? I know. I’m having so much fun pepping you up. Wish I could do this all night long. But I can’t you see.
Got some serious work stuff to finish off before the pumpkin hour tonight. Happy Halloween, by the way – BTW – Hehehe. Or is it Thanksgiving already. My, my, how time flies. Geez, I like the way I get my words to rhyme and click sometimes. It takes practice, hours of practice. You do the same on your Insta page and you’ll see the improvements down the line. You’ll get better with words as time flies. See, I’m doing it again. Am I good or what?